November 3, 2009

Monkeys

Life is a choice. Stuff happens, and then we get to choose.

Now do I want a spider monkey from South America, or a Yunnan Golden Monkey from China? Looks like the Spider Monkey can slap harder. A sense of security is an important factor when picking the right monkey. I'm going with the Spider.

listening to Neyo- Easy
feeling GGGGGGGGreeeat!


Posted by yuhoo7 at 05:29 PM.

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HK1997
Comment posted on November 4th, 2009 at 12:47 AM
spider monkeys howl like crazy. they'll drive you nuts.
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yuhoo7
Comment posted on November 4th, 2009 at 09:30 AM
Sir, no disrespect to you, but don't you dare question my choice in Monkey.
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HK1997
Comment posted on November 5th, 2009 at 01:06 AM
What if I do! You're making a bad decision. Spider monkeys can slap you from across the room whereas chicks dig golden monkeys. I'd choose the golden monkey.
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yuhoo7
Comment posted on November 5th, 2009 at 09:29 AM
Dude, what if I'm gay? Have you thought about that? Not that I am, I'm just saying if I were gay, I'd be grossly offended by your homophobic comment. I'm just saying... Spider monkey or golden monkey... How about this, I will get the Golden Monkey if you pay for half. And if it has ebola, I will destroy you.
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HK1997
Comment posted on November 5th, 2009 at 11:44 PM
The last I checked, girls like shopping, decorating, and parades. I was told that gay people like that too! Correct me if I'm wrong as only a gay person would know...which, reportedly, you are not.

Furthermore, I have no interest or need for 50% of a monkey or an entire monkey for that matter. What nut job would want a spider or a golden monkey to begin with? But if you're gonna get a monkey, go with the one that gets you chicks....because you're not gay.
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yuhoo7
Comment posted on November 5th, 2009 at 11:53 PM
I've thoroughly enjoyed our monkey banter. However, the government has informed me earlier this afternoon that I am not allowed to import either of those monkeys. Perhaps a dog then.
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HK1997
Comment posted on November 6th, 2009 at 12:10 AM
if there's a will, there's a way.
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yuhoo7
Comment posted on November 6th, 2009 at 01:23 PM
You're right. I will have my monkeys and eat them too.
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